The Helen

When a sexual parent burps on the other persons d*ck

She did The Helen on me and oabahwhwvaba it was so good

by Heath Joker March 18, 2021

The Helen Keller Song

A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".

I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.

by babstrei February 6, 2010

The Helen Keller

When someone doesn't talk but uses their body to show what they want. To let one's body do the talking or to dance.

Song: Shush girl, shut your mouth. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

by Jizz-nelle February 12, 2009

The Helen Kelly

1. A sex tape with R Kelly and Helen Keller, called "Drip Drip Drip, I'm gonna pee on you, and you won't even see it coming. "

2. Blind folding someone and giving them ear plugs and then peeing on them, when they have no idea it's coming.

Ryan blindfolded Jaime, and gave her the Helen Kelly. She was pissed, literally.

by rjricharddaughter July 13, 2009

The Helen Keller

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy puts both of his hands over her ears and pulls her as far onto his cock as possible (this works best with a guy who has a large bush and doesn't manscape). Then she can't hear anything, can't see anything, and essentially cannot speak coherently.

Yao gave Kari The Helen Keller and she couldn't see when Adam came in the room to watch.

by Beldar ND June 7, 2007

The Helen Keller

Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.

Mary likes to talk after sex so I decided to give her the Helen Keller to shut her up.

by P-Dizzle-Sizzle February 5, 2010

the helen keller

While getting a blow job, blind fold your women, then plug both her ears. While your penis is still in her mouth have her say "water" and listen to the sweet music come out of her mouth, if you can understand her.

I gave your mom the helen keller, and apparently she wants some "wah-wah?"

by schlogden February 18, 2008