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The Harris 

A masterful portrait of the great Harris Ahmed drawn artfully by an unknown up and coming new artisit, who shall remain anonymous. The portrait has sparked world wide insight and fame internationally, causing a whirlwin effects throughout the small town of Rancho Cucamonga, California. The portriat appears to be a man of Middle Eastern decent possibly returning from a brutal and bloody war, dressed to impress at his post war feast, complete with five o clock shadow and a 'thumbs up' for the world to see. The portrait has sparked many artisist to attempt a recreation of the piece, but none with ever match the awesomeness of The Harris.

Bibliography of The Great Harris Ahmed:

Harris Ahmed was born on Decemeber 2, 1991 in Bloemfontein, South Africa to a farming family with modest means. He has since lived in Lebanon, France, USA, Mexico, Russia and Jamaica.

He began working at age 9 as a rice picker, shoe polisher and waiter to pay his school fees and those of his four younger brothers and sisters. His hard work and perseverance allowed him to outperform his classmates nationwide, earning him the prestigious MOHSAA (Medal of Outstanding Academic Achievement) in 1984 at the age of 13, when he graduated high school.

He then moved to the USA to complete his three majors (Mathematics, Biomedical Engineering and Econometrics) at Harvard University. He currently holds two PhDs.

His philanthropic spirit has taken him on humanitarian missions to Argentina, Brazil, Guinea, Uganda, Myanmar, Malaysia and Swaziland. He is estimated to have personally helped over 10 million underprivileged children.

Growing up in several multi-cultural environments, Harris is octalingual. He is a native speaker of Mandarin, Swahili, Russian, French, English, Arabic, Greek and Turkish.

His irresistible good looks and charm have brought him famous girlfriends such as Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce Knowles.

He is the only man to have received the Nobel Peace Prize three times (1993, 1998, 2001). His acting performances have also earned him several academy awards.
"wow did you see The Harris I heard they're gonna start printing that on money!"
The Harris by theharrislovers92 April 3, 2009
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The Harris 

An act following fellatio when the woman, choosing not to swallow the man's semen, spits the ejaculate into her hand and throws it at high velocity at the man's face.
Katie went down on David, but he was in for a surprise when she stood up and gave him the Harris, knocking him unconscious.
The Harris by Tom T March 9, 2008

The Harris Herald 

Gossiper. Person who can't keep anything to herself, espically in a factory.
Oh yeah, did you hear about your one......

Your Like the Harris Herald.
The Harris Herald by Diallers September 1, 2003

the harris genes

the harris genes are a unique set of skills that gives the person containing the genes the ability to excel in things like math, science, and life in general. People with the harris genes are some of the brightest minds in the world such as albert einstein, elon musk, and bill gates.
“I got 100% on my math test
“you must have the harris genes”
the harris genes by urmomsbasement February 8, 2021

The Harris-Biden Administration 

Everyone knows that Crooked Joe BIden, the worst president in the history of the country, is a puppet of Comrade Kamala the Border Czar.
11 million illegal aliens have invaded the country, killed Americans, and destroyed medicare in a matter of three years thanks to the Harris-Biden administration.

up the Harris 

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.
"Just because I am wearing a gentleman's sponge bag, doesn't mean I take it up the Harris! How very dare you!"
up the Harris by BartP January 17, 2008

What the Harris 

A phrase used by the late Doc Robert Rhodes. A phrase compared to “What the hell,” or “What the heck.”
“What the Harris!” I told you to pump and spray the multi-floral rose.
What the Harris by Mr. Foy December 8, 2020
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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