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The grampening 

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A point in ones life which takes place after the normal adult stage and before the "always has a bowl of expired werthers originals" stage in which a person is grumpy and unpleased all the time
"Hey have you guys talked to Jim lately? He seems really grumpy ... I think he's going through the grampening"
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The Gropening • The Goosening • The grampening • ripe for the groping • groping the goose • Grouponing the numbers • Groping in the Dark (Megashesh ba'afela) • the • the game • the O

ripe for the groping 

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a chick who is just ASKING to be groped by wearing high skirts and/or tank tops.
DAMN! Catherine is just standing there ripe for the groping!
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The Goosening 

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The Armageddon of the Geese. Do not try to resist. All hail the Honk.
The Goosening is here.
The Goosening by All hail the honk October 18, 2022
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groping the goose 

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Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick
Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose
groping the goose by gooser94 January 11, 2014
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Grouponing the numbers 

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Skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don't represent the whole situation.
Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!
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Groping in the Dark (Megashesh ba'afela) 

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This phrase is from Hebrew and despite the somewhat sexual connotation in English, merely means 'clueless' or someone who is unbearably stupid.
Forget David's explanation. He's groping in the dark.
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