When you are hella bored scrolling through your phone and you just squeeze your dick and mess around with it without a thought in your mind
Guy 1: Yeah I had The Gropening last night cause I was sooo bored
Guy 2: I get that, I had one a few night ago too
Guy 2: I get that, I had one a few night ago too
by The Fuckerer June 4, 2023
Get the The Gropening mug.A point in ones life which takes place after the normal adult stage and before the "always has a bowl of expired werthers originals" stage in which a person is grumpy and unpleased all the time
"Hey have you guys talked to Jim lately? He seems really grumpy ... I think he's going through the grampening"
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Get the groping the goose mug.Skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don't represent the whole situation.
Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!
by The Rob Show July 14, 2011
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by Rose Z September 8, 2005
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