The Galvin

Ferociously cumming while listening to Destroy Lonely of a perc.

Gavin had a rough day gambling and needed to relax so he decided to pull The Galvin to ease his mind off the bad beats he had.

by Opium30 December 5, 2023

The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision

During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.

Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.

by Doctor Galvis Ph.D June 30, 2010

The Gavin

An alcoholic drink consisting of all the nearby alcoholic beverages. Has to be served in a 3 pint glass.

i almost died from drinkin the gavin last time

by Fitzy101 May 5, 2007

The Gavin butler

When you have a uncontrollable crippling addiction to texting and cuddling a table that has a nicotine and pot addiction

Uhh I haven’t heard from my flesh table in forever life is ass:( I feel so much like the Gavin butler.

by She hates Gavin August 25, 2021

The Gavin

When you become gay so you can lose your virginity to your freind Elijah.

Dude i just pulled The Gavin

by Gay guy 6669 June 11, 2018

The Gavin Lean

When a man decides to lean upon another man’s woman for physical support. This tactic may be used to steal said woman from said man.

“Hey man, I’m feeling really insecure about that guy over there leaning on my gf like that.”
“Yeah you should, he’s doing The Gavin Lean.”

by Doodledobot May 2, 2022

The Gavin Effect

Popularized by Gavin Ng, it is when you are able to chat up with someone and smoothly communicate with them without prior knowledge and using only your intuition.

Wow, how'd you get that internship. Oh I just used the Gavin Effect

by axjxn April 18, 2024