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The Four “F’s” 

Improvised prison comfort food.

This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.

The Four “F’s” make it easier to survive in prison they are:
friends on the outside
family,

fellow gang members inside and outside

faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside.

These people can easily make Commissary Deposits and send valuable packages containing socks and underwear — two things you can’t be without in prison or in the military.

The Four F’s are a necessary but not sufficient element of prison survival.
I couldn’t have served my prison time without The Four “F’s” in my corner; Man, I’m a short timer now. Just one month and a wake up.

the four F's 

four functions regulated by the hypothalamus:
-fighting
-fleeing
-feeding
-mating
"The hypothalamus plays a major role in the regulation of basic drives related to survival, including the so-called "four F's":fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating."
--Wayne Weiten's textbook Psychology: Themes and Variations

How are fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating the four F's? ...wait...ohhhh...
the four F's by AP Psychology Student February 12, 2008

The Four F's Club 

Probably the best and most important acronym known to man.
Find
Feel
Fuck
Forget

Live to this.
Guy 1: yo just had a 1 night stand
Guy 2: welcome to the the four f's club.

Eric Fortin is the president of The Four F's Club
Adam Sandler founded this club

the 4 f's or the four f's 

Refers to the bases: frenching, feeling, fingering, fucking.

the 4 f's or the four f's 

An abbreviation of the contents of a one night stand. Find her, Feel her, Fuck her, Forget her.
"Hey, where were you last night?"

"Getting in the four f's."

The four F's 

1. French
2. Feel
3. Finger
4. Fuck
-french as in french kissing
-feel as in like grabbing eachother in a sexual way (2nd base)
-finger as in fingering another person, "touching the other persons goodies"
-Fuck as in well... you know. INTERCOURSE
tom-which f didja get to?
pete-F?? what?
tom-you knoww, the four f's!
pete--oh yeah dayum i forgot! um, yeah we didnt.
tom-loser.
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