The Finger Ring

The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!

The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.

The Finger Ring by barbecuechipz March 20, 2017

Giving the Ring Finger 

Like the middle finger, except giving the ring finger is just another way of saying, "I'm married." Showing the ring on your finger.

Dale: Dude, some lady asked me to go to dinner tonight!

Bob: Nice dude, what'd you say!?

Dale: Nothing, I just gave her the ring finger and walked away!

Bob: Oh...you must LIKE giving the ring finger...

Giving the Ring Finger by TheBEANBEANBEAN January 5, 2011

Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger 

When you point up the ring finger, also known as digitus medicinalis, it means I like you in a friendly and non-rude matter, or can have alternative meanings, like "your awesome", I love you to a romantic partner, etc. This is not to be confused with the middle finger that means "GO F--K YOURSELF"

Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger:

Jessica: That was such sweet gift Howard *points ring finger*
Howard: Aww you put your ringer finger up! I love you too!

Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger by eyenyyc March 3, 2024

fingering the dog

lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..

"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."

fingering the dog by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

Fingering the Beans 

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.

John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.

Fingering the Beans by Dogler July 27, 2017

Fingering the Cat 

A phrase originating under the Tokugawa shogunate circa 1669 which aptly describes the phenomena of returning home from a long day of collegiate studies and kicking back with a brew followed by crushing a nap. Roughly translated from the original Japanese it means "arousing the lynx" but has been adapted into "fingering the cat" to appeal to the more modern and domesticated variety of feline as well as appear more colloquial to the average collegiate.

Mitch: "Tarnation, Jimmy what in Sam Hill are you doing?
Jimmy: "Not much, I just finished my last class and I'll just be in my room fingering the cat."
Mitch: "I wish you well in that endeavor"
Jimmy: "Bite my cock!"

Fingering the Cat by Captain Jackoff November 15, 2011

fingering the grandma

doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug.

Are you fingering the grandma tonight?

fingering the grandma by anita bigdick May 24, 2004