The Female 

The opposite of a regular human, which is often referred to as "The Female"
"The Female" is the very thing that's made everyone homophobic, because without them gay sex would be natural.

Brad: "Dude, did you see The Female over there?"
Jeremy: "Yeah, they're the reason we didn't truly develop!"

The Female by IMightBeMockingMyFriends December 11, 2020

the female chase 

A fucking awesome girl who is artistic, beautiful, weird, blunt, and talented.

"Wow, who's that girl over there ?"

"Oh, that's chase, she has a boy name, but she's pretty fucking awesome."

"So, she's the female chase ?"

"Yeah."

the female chase by Sadgirls4 January 3, 2014

The Female Muffin game 

A great game for girls at sleepovers! It is and adaption of The Muffin Game that allows girls to have some fun too. It is played by having a muffin placed on the floor and players kneel around it. It is played by the girls using the muffin as a dildo and the last one to stick the muffin inside must eat the ENTIRE muffin. (This game can be played with girls and guys if the players wish. If i guy is the last to ejaculate on the muffin he must eat it, but if he is last and a girl has not put it in yet, she must eat it.) Both are great fun for sleepovers and parties.

"Hey Miranda! Come play the muffin game with me and Steph!"
"I thought only guys can play that Emmathy."
"Nope, there's a female version called The Female Muffin Game. I'm a pro."
"Maybe we can do a mix and Ryan and Jorge can ... cum ... too! Hahaha"
"Why not?!"
Cool I'll go get them!"

The Female Muffin game by Glitter Child March 11, 2013

the female dog 

A bitch duhhhhhhh

He was such the female dog

the female dog by Nechrenomicle February 14, 2017

The female doe salt lick 

When a female dresses up as a young female deer and licks your balls after you bust a nut in your pants

dude, i took my chick up to the woods and we totally pulled the female doe salt lick. It was epic

The female doe salt lick by guakamillio July 27, 2012

The Male Gets the Female Fallacy 

The illusion that the human male gets the female. The truth is the woman makes herself available to a man she wants to come after her and procreate.

Years after marrying his wife certain he had got ( convinced, conquered, seduced ) her, Ray Dalowahfa realized that the truth was that she had gotten him and in that way confirmed for himself that the male gets the female fallacy true.

The Male Gets the Female Fallacy by but for October 26, 2017

bring the female out of 

To have a man crush on another guy.

Man, that Matt Lauer, he can just bring the female out of me.

bring the female out of by wezil_18 January 12, 2011