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The Felds 

An area of moorland where nelly and his accomplice have concealed the bodies of their sexually mutilated child victims since the late 70s, believed to be in the east midlands area.
From my sex dungeon to The Felds, author Nelly Leatherdenim, out now on paperback at waterstones RRP £9.99
The Felds by Flaccid December 12, 2007

fuck the feds 

IT MEANS BASICALLY FUCK THE USA FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR IT ESPECIALLY FBI, CIA, NSA, ETC
While in Federal Prison one inmate says to the other inmate FUCK THE FEDS
fuck the feds by SCSA420 June 28, 2014

Setting the Feldman 

Being adequate, satisfactory or normal in any characteristic, circumstance or scenario. The only exception is for good looks, for which the Feldman sets the highest standard, almost unachievable by regular human beings.

In law, the standard of the Reasonably Prudent Feldman has replaced the now outdated Negligence standard.
I got a C on my test today; my professor said I really set the Feldman on it.

I came in 5th out of 10 bowlers in my tournament, and took home the Feldman award.

I've got a decent job, a mid-sized suburban home, a wife and 2.5 kids - I'm really setting the Feldman right now.

Wow, things really got out of hand there for a while! But things are finally starting to return to Feldman again....

DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL AT THE BAR?! There' s no way I even have a chance with her...she totally sets the Feldman!
Setting the Feldman by Lil' Rank November 5, 2011
A hater/ the police
the feds by stophating2020 June 23, 2020

The Feds are watching 

The police or the authorities are survailing your person

The Feldman 

A sly grin that looks strikingly similar to Corey Feldman's appearance on the theatrical poster of "Liscense to Drive," one of the worst movies out of the 80's.
"Man, I'm sorry, but when you told me your mom caught you spanking it, I couldn't help but give The Feldman."
The Feldman by Tim Carter December 9, 2008

Stroking The Felisha

A sexual term meaning to stroke your parents minge before sniffing hot glue of your mums dick with your sibling recording the whole thing and masturbating visciously with a spatula
Brother: Remember to start stroking the Felisha when I start recording
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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