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The F.S.S 

The F.S.S., otherwise know as the 'Face-Sitting Summersault' is an ancient sexual technique. It involves the man and the woman facing each other in front of a bed, the mans back facing the bed. The woman puts her hands under his armpits, proceeding to suplex the man onto the bed, simultaneously doing a 360 flip. This should end up with the woman planting her ass directly onto the mans face. Devious activities can ensue after this technique.
"Johnny recently got the F.S.S. used on him, and was put in the hospital for a concussion.
The F.S.S by Bweanis April 19, 2022
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All the F’s 

Friends fucking fast for free,
Frogs from Frank’s farmhouse fall four feet,
Friends from France fix fancy front facing fences,
Fred falling frantically far from faith’s face,
Far from Fiona’s funny farm,
Foxes flee forewords, flacidly fucking fish from franks fig forest,
Fried fish flip flop from fluffy flagmen,
Freaky fridays form feathery fairies from fellow fat feminists,
Families fly from Finland, falling flirtatiously flustered,
Fondling fourteen friends from flag filled freeways,
Franklin freshens fermented fruit from factories,
George: “do you ever feel like releasing all your anger into a poem?”
Kyler: “yeah, sometimes. Have you heard of all the f’s?”
George: “isn’t that like a theme song to ten things I hate about you?”
Kyler: “no, don’t be stupid. It’s a type of poem where you only use words starting with ‘f’. Not even the words ‘it’, ‘the’ or ‘and’”
George: “ohhhh, okay I’ll go do that”
Kyler: “yeah, put all that sad boi to good use”
All the F’s by ermagerddddddd September 8, 2019

The Four “F’s” 

Improvised prison comfort food.

This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.

The Four “F’s” make it easier to survive in prison they are:
friends on the outside
family,

fellow gang members inside and outside

faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside.

These people can easily make Commissary Deposits and send valuable packages containing socks and underwear — two things you can’t be without in prison or in the military.

The Four F’s are a necessary but not sufficient element of prison survival.
I couldn’t have served my prison time without The Four “F’s” in my corner; Man, I’m a short timer now. Just one month and a wake up.

the four F's 

four functions regulated by the hypothalamus:
-fighting
-fleeing
-feeding
-mating
"The hypothalamus plays a major role in the regulation of basic drives related to survival, including the so-called "four F's":fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating."
--Wayne Weiten's textbook Psychology: Themes and Variations

How are fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating the four F's? ...wait...ohhhh...

The Four F's Club 

Probably the best and most important acronym known to man.
Find
Feel
Fuck
Forget

Live to this.
Guy 1: yo just had a 1 night stand
Guy 2: welcome to the the four f's club.

Eric Fortin is the president of The Four F's Club
Adam Sandler founded this club

the 4 f's or the four f's 

Refers to the bases: frenching, feeling, fingering, fucking.

The 3 F's 

The 3 things a woman is looking for in "buddy"

1. Feed

2. Finance

3. Fuck
Girl 1: He take care of the 3 F's so it's all good

Girl 2: What's the 3 F's

Girl 1: Feed, finance, and fuck me
The 3 F's by MFT10 October 15, 2011