The Eva

The Eva is a person who is so amazing that you can talk to about anything at all. The Eva is a blonde, who you need tu explain jokes to for her to understand but she does her best. She is in my eyes quite perfect

You are “The Eva in my life”

by KingMcA April 8, 2021

Eva the Diva

A guy who sound like a girl.

Summer: Angel your boyfriend is really cute, but he's Eva the Diva.

by OG_Trigger May 3, 2008

eva the soft bitch

eva is too nice takes jokes personally and is really ugly if u saw her tiktok in the shower u would understand why im traumatized

eva the soft bitch are you friends with her?
nope shes so ugly

nice lets be friends!!

by zyxnk June 30, 2021

The End of Eva

The End of Eva is the true ending to the popular anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion. This film is the way episodes 25 and 26 were ment to be seen. The original episodes 25 and 26 were mared by a lack of funding and time, they were poorly animated, extremly confusing and lacked a cohesive plot. The fans through a shit fit and the studio pulled more money together to stop the toraid of death threats and made the end of eva. This is probably the most fucked up animated movie ever.

Right Now The End of Eva is fucking with someone's head.

by The Dark Lord of Bass October 10, 2005

the most balla shit eva

To live a life of extreme wealth in the upmost way possible.

Most people have a closet full of shoes in their house
I got a motherfuckin sweatshop, Thats the most balla shit EVA!

by F8 September 8, 2006

The Evan

named after the little-known celebrity, Evan Hill. contrary to other definitions of The Evan, it describes something very strange that you or anyone else has done.

i shaved designs into my leg hair lastnight, man, it was The Evan.

by thehungryturtle June 11, 2009

The Evan

named after the little-known celebrity Evan Hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform The Evan you must live life as a complete asshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate.

bob: dude, you were a total dick at that party last night.

rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.

bob: hows that?

rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.

by alk3Evan June 2, 2009