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The Emotron

Jason Kyle Knight, totally rad solo musician. Pwns on the QY700 Sequencer. If you don't listen to The Emotron, you must not like good music. Or you're just completely lame.
"Did you go to The Emotron show last night?"
"No, did he play 1989?"
"Hell yes he did, best song written, EVER. Totally destroys Elliott Smith."
by shanzormasteroftheuniverse November 27, 2009
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The emotional lag

You know how after a breakup, the female partner breaks down right away whereas the guy holds it together and seems great dealing with it, that’s probably due to the emotional lag. According to a study by Binghamton University of New York, guys don’t feel as devastated as women in the first stages of breakups; it takes them more time to realize the loss. So after women go through all the stages of being miserable and managing to process it, guys experience the downs when women are finally about to move on. That explains why men try to contact their exes just in time they are over them.
Dude 1 : Why you so down now days .
Dude 2 : the emotional lag .
by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019
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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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The Emotional Hokey Pokey

You put your emotions in. You take your emotions out. You put your emotions in and they get shaken all about. You do the emotional hokey pokey and you're left down and out. That's why you're sad not glad.
Mark decided that he should express his feelings to a girl he liked and in doing so she made him do the emotional hokey pokey and it left him mad and confused.
by Wason Jertz December 9, 2008
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