Essentially an Eiffel Tower but you and your buddy are both wearing Jack Eichel jerseys. One man is getting a blowy in the front and the other is railing her from behind. They then join hands above the lucky lady and an Eichel Tower is born.
Guy 1: "Hey man you fuck Jenny last night?"
Guy 2: "Yah dude me and Carl did The Eichel Tower with her"
Guy 1: "Aha you guys are dogs"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.