The Dono

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The Dono (short for Donovanosis or Granuloma inguinale) is an STD that causes painless lesions and heavy bleeding around your genitals.

Jeremy: Hey, Pete! Ya get some from that chit Mary last night?

Pete: Nah, dawg, she's got the Dono.

Jeremy: Damn.... dodged a bullet there!

The Dono by wookiecookies24 August 23, 2018

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The Donovan

Giving some one the middle finger

The guy cut me off so I gave him the Donovan.

The Donovan by Zmulka09 April 16, 2017

The Donovan

It is when sexual intercourse occurs that is so intense that bruises occur around the vagina.

Johnny did The Donovan on me last week, it still hurts!

The Donovan by JACKoffHAMMER January 22, 2020

The Donovan

When you can't see your own penis due to flab so you rub tuna on your crevices so your cat comes and licks it off

I ran out of bits to send people on Twitch, so I opened a can and did The Donovan

The Donovan by Rayven Morrigana September 4, 2019

The Donovan Creep

A man who breaks social rules in an odd & frightening way

Oh that drunk guy last night at the flat party was doing The Donovan Creep, attempting to resist & drag that big boned honey into the bedroom, she then luckily got rescued by her friend

The Donovan Creep by Jonny casualty November 17, 2011

The law of Donovan

The law of Donovan states that anything that appears to be shorter then Donovan is actually taller than Donovan

Damn that kid hella short I think he’s shorter than Donovan

Nope the law of Donovan states that he that kid is taller then Donovan

The law of Donovan by Doctor scratch and sniff February 7, 2018

Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.

Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...

Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026