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The Communist Democracy of Samland 

idek just a weird place and a weird government. all out weird.

The Communist Democracy of Samland 

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at op.overpowered.op@gmail.com to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!

*Side note: Samland is China*

This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.

National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall

we have little eyes

*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*
Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi

The Communist Democracy of Samland 

A weird place that exists full of nerds. They have bad sports teams and many citizens have emigrated to better countries. The population is quickly declining. It faces a serious economic downturn and is failing to supply anyone with anything. It leader is obese. It has a 100 percent unemployment rate. Weed is banned but is commonly smuggled into the country. Their wall is failing to construct due to lack of funds. They abuse many animals notably sharks and monkeys. Their relations with the superior country of hunter is very hostile though they know they must look up to hunter to survive socially and economicly.

Democracy of the Proletariat

A Marxist-Leninist concept where state power is wielded directly by the working class (the proletariat), typically through a revolutionary vanguard party, to suppress the former ruling class (the bourgeoisie) and transition society toward communism. This isn't "democracy" in the liberal, multi-party sense; it's a class dictatorship framed as democracy for the vast majority. It often manifests as a one-party state where the party claims to be the sole legitimate representative of the workers' will. Critics see it as the ideological fig leaf for totalitarianism, while proponents argue it's the only true democracy because it excludes the exploitative class from power.
Example: The early Soviet Union under Lenin was the classic attempt at a Democracy of the Proletariat. Workers' councils (soviets) existed, but ultimate authority rested with the Bolshevik Party, which claimed to act in the workers' name while systematically dismantling rival parties, independent unions, and dissent, arguing this was necessary to prevent a bourgeois counter-revolution.

Make the World Safe for Democracy

- verb

1. To generate a large amount of excrement noxious enough to offend tyranny, oppression and other forces of evil, allowing for the preservation of Democratic-Republican forms of government and the American brand of freedom.
Patrick: Why are you two in such a hurry?

Elliott: Colton and I have to hurry back to the suite in order that we can Make the World Safe for Democracy.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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