The Deanis
A name of someone who cannot be killed. Someone who is short, ADHD AF, and plays a metric shit ton of minecraft.
The Deanis by El Deanapus March 10, 2025
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The Dennis System
Made famous in the tv series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis Reynold's fool proff system to get any girls undying love and devotion for life.
D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nuture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Seperate Entirely
The way to win any girl's heart.
D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nuture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Seperate Entirely
The way to win any girl's heart.
The Dennis System by delamp November 21, 2009
The Dennis
An intense office plague that spreads rapidly to co-workers in spite of little to no contact with Dennis. Some people may not even be within the vicinity of the department or state and yet still be stricken by this mysterious virus. The virus is known to last over two weeks and sometimes over a month. It has similar symptoms to the common cold or flu with exceptionally increased mucus production, extreme sore throat and urge to cough. You would probably get rid of herpes before the Dennis.
I don't know how he did it, considering I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, but I'm pretty sure I have the Dennis, and I'm losing my will to live.
I think I contracted the "Dennis" again.
I think I contracted the "Dennis" again.
The Dennis by themenace March 20, 2012
The Danish Nasty
The Danish Nasty: when you insert someone’s head into a oven and feed them cake while you’re having sex
The Danish Nasty by Manorbooo January 19, 2021
Crossing the Danish Border
Dan just crossed the Danish border when he went home with that girl. He has been gay for years.
Alice freely moves about the Danish border.
Eric: I am crossing the Danish border tonight - that guy's body is just too hot to pass up.
Alice freely moves about the Danish border.
Eric: I am crossing the Danish border tonight - that guy's body is just too hot to pass up.
Crossing the Danish Border by Bordercrosser June 14, 2014
the dennis kelly
The most horny, slimy, smelly, and wet sex position a woman could be in e.g. Jessica Alba resting in a pool of chocolate pudding while her mate penetrates he smegma sealed vagina, causing her to secrete fluids from every gland possible. You should try it sometime
the dennis kelly by CockMeatSangwhich May 26, 2011
The Danish Windmill Experience
A situation in which a woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrød Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.
Hej Karolina, hold still! l can't hit the wienerbrød if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
The Danish Windmill Experience by TDWE June 20, 2024
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