The Cupboard

A term for a place that someone masturbates in.

"Look at ol' Thomas, wanking away in The Cupboard."

by Weedster Parker January 27, 2022

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

jew in the cupboard

A jew that is in your cupboard, they usually are male but in some cases have been female. We don't know how they manage to get into the cupboards they are found in but all we know is that they are attracted by the smell of expensive tea/cup sets . If you find a jew in your cupboard you should follow these steps

1. Trap them in the cupboard , use something to block the doors E. G a muscle man/woman, broom etc

2. Alert everyone in the house of the jew in the cupboard and tell them to block the doors on all the remaining cupboards in the house. Jews have been known to chew through walls and make their way to other cupboards within the house.

3. Get anything of sentimental value out of the house E. G kids, money, cars, husband/wife, dog/cat/hampster/crocodile/komodo dragon...

4. Burn the house and everything inside that you left.

If this does not work follow theses steps

1. Run

2. Hide

3. Its coming

4.

Man: Honey where's my super-suit?
Woman: What?
Man: I said where's... My... Super-suit!
Woman: In the cupboard!
Man: Why is it in the cupboard?
Woman: Just get it!

Man: *opens cupboard * HONEY THERE'S A JEW IN THE CUPBOARD !!

by PapaKrabbz February 3, 2018

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a figure of speech for popular or non popular people's disclosure of their secret obsession for Harry Potter.
The term comes from the well know phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to a person revealing that they are gay/lesbian.
The "closet" part is replaced by "cupboard" because, as we know, Harry Potter lived in the "cupboard under the stairs" in the beginning of the book series.

I guess I'm finally coming out of the cupboard. I didn't really want people to know I was secretly obsessed with Harry Potter

by pmpknqueen October 7, 2010

Gravy in the cupboard

A male who is not worthy of recognition

Dude, you're just gravy in the cupboard.

by DukeLave December 18, 2010

Flour in the cupboard

If you are still living with your parents, and your partner starts leaving their junk at your house, it's called "flour in the cupboard"

Brad: I don't think my parents would mind me bringing a girl home
Bobby: They might if she puts her flour in the cupboard

by Wyndstorm December 17, 2008

taking the milk out the cupboard

To take the milk out the cupboard, means to perform the act of male masturbation.

Last night, hope was taking the milk out the cupboard.

And got a sticky hand.

by hol&jess<3hope September 21, 2011