The Cucuy 

The naturally born eunuch with an unhealthy affinity for games like “hide the pickle” , genital docking and male on male “Amazonian”position.

Affected individuals are often found lurking in bathroom stalls at desolate rest stops. Witnesses have reported hearing screams of ecstasies such as “Eulalio” or “ Belichick”, to the sound of loud rhythmic slapping.

The Cucuy is also a crowd favorite at local WNBA games.

Symptoms include male pattern baldness, wearing white t-shirt and full tattooed sleeved arms. Typically seen driving a early 2000’s Honda Accord or Minivan with personalized license plates “4playin”.

Gavin and the boy’s would often play “the Cucuy” prior to getting piss drunk and tail gating before the game.

After striking out with the ladies, the boys would return home to play “the Cucuy” into the wee hours of the night.

The Cucuy by Dick 831 August 29, 2022

Cucuy to the max 

The ultimate in scary boogymen. That to which all boogymen aspire to be.

That movie Wrong Turn 2 was cucuy to the max!

Cucuy to the max by The kid Chachi March 5, 2010

Larry the Cucumber 

Our lord and savior, along with his brethren, Pickle Rick, and Houdini the Zucchini. These three make up the holy trinity.

John 3:16 - So Larry the Cucumber so loved the world, he gave his one and only brother-in-law, Pickle Rick, to die on the holy cross, and save us from our sins.

Larry the Cucumber by SpeedBump007 April 13, 2020

hide the cucumber

A vegetarian euphemism for sexual intercourse.

After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.

hide the cucumber by Mr. Narglesby February 6, 2010

larry the cucumber 

The character in a children's mostly DVD and rarely tv show
Larry is a cucumber that is goofy and silly to kids

the show that he is in is called VeggieTales and has been known for some memes

larry the cucumber is cool

larry the cucumber by rightzesty February 6, 2019

squat thrusts in the cucumber patch 

One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse

friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...

squat thrusts in the cucumber patch by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

Larry the Cucumber 

The sexiest beast everyone loves

Larry the cucumber is sexy

Larry the Cucumber by god6669 March 20, 2020