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One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse
friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...
by Freddie21 April 10, 2021
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Friend: did you guys have sex?
Me: No! She only gives handjobs, she’s a bit of a Willy Chopper
by Freddie21 January 10, 2022
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*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
by Freddie21 April 10, 2021
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