wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 10, 2021

Willy Chopper

A handjob enthusiast or connoisseur

Friend: did you guys have sex?
Me: No! She only gives handjobs, she’s a bit of a Willy Chopper

by Freddie21 January 10, 2022

squat thrusts in the cucumber patch

One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse

friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...

by Freddie21 April 10, 2021