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the cross
the cross by CrayonEater4259 January 15, 2019
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The cross trainer
A sexual position , the female laids on her back with her butt near the edge of the bed, legs straight up to the roof slightly apart. The male
screws her while standing next to the bed, holding her ankles moving her legs back and forth like a cross trainer.
screws her while standing next to the bed, holding her ankles moving her legs back and forth like a cross trainer.
I don't need to go to the gym today, My date went well last night and we fiished the night doing the cross trainer.
The cross trainer by R&N December 10, 2022
The Cross Cross
The cross cross is used to cure the big gay and any insult that has unfortunately fallen upon you. It is a miracle given to us by the old gods themselves to combat such insults such as "Your Grandpa is an Apache Attack Helicopter." It can be used to clear your family name from such horrors. In order to use the cross cross just cross your fingers on both your hands and make a cross with those crossed fingers, then sing ancient Christian Hymns and all your worries will go away.
"Ah shit, that nerd over there gave me the big gay, I better exorcise myself with The cross cross in order to remove it from myself."
The Cross Cross by That one snowflake April 4, 2018
The cross-eyed mule kick
When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
The cross-eyed mule kick by BBC401 July 3, 2021
Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross
Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014
Nail me to the cross
Nail me to the cross by OTAJay December 27, 2020
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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