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the cops 

The relationship of the police to citizens is the sams as that of lion to prey.
Yup , that's the cops .
the cops by broken down March 6, 2007

oh shit it's the cops 

A phrase said (usually yelled) when the 5-0 roll up in a compromising situation.
We were getting down at the farm party, then all of a sudden he yelled "oh shit it's the cops" and the crew bailed before we were all cuffed and booked!
oh shit it's the cops by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

Call the Cops 

-a witty response to a ridiculous statement made by a friend or foe
-scarcastialy meaning that:

a)you don't care what they said, aka "call the cops" because you don't give a damn

or

b) what they said was so friggin crazy that you are shocked!"call the cops because that's a stupid idea"
a) friend: "O-M-GEEEE! Bobby asked me out!!!!"
you: "Whoop-de-doo he asks everyone out, Call the Cops."

b) friend: "So last night I tryed yellow showers with Bobby"
you:"WHAT!? Call the Cops! Ew, that's crazy!"
Call the Cops by NattyNo March 31, 2011

aww shit the cops 

1: A saying you say when something bad happens.
2: When a party is rolled.
Brad: Aye the teacher is coming!
Brian: AWW SHIT THE COPS!

corn on the cops 

corn on the cops,corn on the cops,the cops are coming.they're going to kill you
corn on the cops by futuramafan March 9, 2008

booked by the cops 

to get in trouble and/or caught by the police
Dan: heyy lets go tear up the school's field!
Nick: uhm, no I'll pass
Dan: aww come on man!
Nick: naw, last time I did something like that, I got booked by the cops!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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