The Conservative

A technique employed when one finds oneself taking a crap and the toilet paper is almost completely gone whereby the crapper most make complete use every square inch of toilet paper in order to make an effective wipe before the end of the roll.

An expert at The Conservative makes the clean wipe (to verify all poop is gone) with the remnants of toilet paper that remain on the roll after the last sheet is removed.

"I went to take a crap and realized that I was almost out of toilet paper"

"Oh shit! Get ready for dingle berries and skid marks"

"Nah, I am a pro at The Conservative; the last piece of toilet paper was the clean wipe"

The Conservative by dmandr May 23, 2012

The Conservative party 

Scum, just utter scum. Will give tax breaks to the rich and actively corrupt the normal workings of the country whilst also pretending to care about the poor and sick.

Man Dave's just like the conservative party, I lent him my car and he crashed it in to a school bus because he was high but his dad paid for him to get community services and I cant get to work because I dont have a car anymore. Fuck him and anyone who likes him with a dildo made of shards of glass

The Conservative party by Fuckthegoverment June 27, 2020

The Conservative Party 

Right wing, outdated, pathetic, racist (yes very much so fucking racist). An ode to Britains imperialistic, tyrannous past, who's supporters range from the very old, senile members of public, who still believe the Royal Family to be of importance, and also that queen does infact know of them and their life stories.... to the unintelligent, right-wing, moronic, privilledged youth of today who still believe that "the empire still exists, and is cool", who's private school-paying parents fund their privilledged lifestyles and anal buggery, and, who all in all, are soley responsible for stirring up hatred against illegal immigrants, trouble in northern Ireland and a barrier to a united Ireland, alienation from europe and the entire class system across the British Isles. Basicly, the Conservative party is the root of all of Britain's problems. I'm British, but sometimes, I am very very much ashamed. If you vote for the Conservative party, I fucking hate you.

The Conservative party believes in having an elite, which basicly means you have to be either a) Rich, or b) a cunt who's willing to sell his soul in order to be rich, in order to be in the 'elite'. The whole notion of conservatism sickens me. It is fundamentaly against the evolution of human society.

The Conservative Party by the boy with common name April 30, 2008

The Conservative Party 

AKA the Tories. The party of scum and villainy. The party of parties no less. Weak and wobbly since 2017, and tax evasion and cuts since 2010

How do people still vote for The Conservative Party?
Good question, because they're either in the few who benefit from that lot, or are very gullible or possibly even stupid

The Conservative Party by Walkable cities December 29, 2022

The Conservative Party  

The best party in the world, should not just be the rulers of britain but of the world. FUCK THE SNP, FUCK LABOUR but not the lib dems cuz like they have a chance anyway!. and just to remind all u anti-monarchys the queen still owns this country

person a "the snp fucked my dog yesterday"
person b "not a surprise, the conservative party rule"

The Conservative Party by The Queen's son January 16, 2009

joining the conservative party 

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.

"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)

joining the conservative party by cathryn July 30, 2006

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake Conservative)

Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.

Me: Oh look who it is.

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake Conservative) by Skyrim550 August 27, 2022