The Class D

The class D is commonly used in the fire service. Where your girl is in the lazy starfish position and you’re about to splooge, you grab the nearest lighter and light your gals tumbleweeds on fire and you 1. Pull your hand off your meat stick 2. Aim your stick at the fire 3. Squeeze out your splooge 4. Sweep the area to extinguish. Remember your P.A.S.S acronym !

Susan: “wow I went to a fire extinguisher presentation and got pregnant and a shave!

Wendy: “it’s weird when I go to the firehall everyone has their scrotums out holding a lighter…”

Jane: “my husbands a firefighter and loves to do The Class D to me!”

The Class D by Cucumbro October 28, 2025

Dropping the class

When the class you are taking is so ridiculous/hard that you leave the class for the rest of the semester. Usually noted as a W on your schools transcript.
“I’d rather take a W than an F”

Yeah I am Dropping the class. that teacher wants us to write 5 pages on a picture of a Roman coin. That s**t crazy.

Dropping the class by Main_Architect October 8, 2022

Dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert 

Ashlyn and Lindsay both fall into this category they can mist commonly be found munchin on hot cheetos and carring stanleys i belive they are restarted

That dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert makes me want to kill myself

Dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert by Oscar (mrs Jalberts class) April 30, 2024

I Will Destroy The Middle Class 

A quote from CallMeCarsonLive's SMP Live Minecraft Video "The Strangest Crossover In Minecraft History." In which Junky Jamer does an impression of the cartoon character Gumball from the amazing world of gumball, where he says "I will destroy the middle class

"I will destroy the middle class" -Junky Jamer

I Will Destroy The Middle Class by HK47_Approves April 25, 2019

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it? 

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it? by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

the classy deuce 

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.

the classy deuce by the half gram rapper August 26, 2010

The Clash Dream 

a special dream that happens every 69 years, and is prophesied to herald a golden age of coc by the one who dreamt it. Historical records state that the first person to have this dream was Fatboy, rest in peace.

Hey Randy, I had The Clash Dream last night.
Honestly? Fatboy had it first

The Clash Dream by anonymous December 13, 2020