6 definitions by the half gram rapper

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.
when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.
by the half gram rapper August 26, 2010
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a coke head that can see into the future... and guess what he sees?
nostrildamus looks into the future and sees another line of coke.
by the half gram rapper March 12, 2011
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The time in a cold or flu when you are constantly coughing up phlegm and loogies, or the time of the year when people are prone to colds or flu.
Sorry bro I can’t go out tonight, It’s loogie season.
by the half gram rapper December 11, 2019
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when girls wear cut off jean shorts they are called daisy dukes
when guys wear cut off jean shorts they are called darryl dukes
if you are a male, take a pair of TIGHT jeans, cut them off an inch or two above the knee, put them on! The darryl dukes.
by the half gram rapper August 26, 2010
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