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Lesson plan

This is something in a swimming instructor course where you pay to learn how to make but then later find out that it’s absolutely useless. Most instructors get hired and make one each lesson to show off to their superior.. they are called keeners or noobs. They later find out that it is a waste of time. If you are a keener you are not a true pool guard.. you.. are.. a.. Karen

Jimbo: “hey look that dudes got a lesson plan that guy is a total keener”

New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”

Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”

by Cucumbro January 16, 2021

The Class D

The class D is commonly used in the fire service. Where your girl is in the lazy starfish position and you’re about to splooge, you grab the nearest lighter and light your gals tumbleweeds on fire and you 1. Pull your hand off your meat stick 2. Aim your stick at the fire 3. Squeeze out your splooge 4. Sweep the area to extinguish. Remember your P.A.S.S acronym !

Susan: “wow I went to a fire extinguisher presentation and got pregnant and a shave!

Wendy: “it’s weird when I go to the firehall everyone has their scrotums out holding a lighter…”

Jane: “my husbands a firefighter and loves to do The Class D to me!”

by Cucumbro October 28, 2025