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The Embodiment of Cool. A weird individual indeed, He acts very weird, but still is accepted by many people. The Jalberts are typically Filipino.
He's Probably a Jalbert
Jalbert by RAWRRAWRIMMACAKE March 16, 2011

Dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert 

Ashlyn and Lindsay both fall into this category they can mist commonly be found munchin on hot cheetos and carring stanleys i belive they are restarted
That dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert makes me want to kill myself

On Jahbert 

On god because john egbert is god himself hehe weewee
"I cannot stand gay people on jahbert"
On Jahbert by hajiweewee July 27, 2019
He is a very lovable person. He always love his family and all the people around him. He always give his best in everything in order for him to make other people happy. He loves his mother so much that's why he always taking care his mom. He has a lot of dreams and he will do everything for him to achieve it.
A person who always taking care his family. A person who makes his family as his priority. A person who has a big heart and willing to give everything to bring happiness and joy to other people. Do you know who is he? His name is Jilbert.
jilbert by Marcus Love June 7, 2021
A weird name someone gave a male child. His personality is strong and might seem like an underdog but isn’t.
That boy Jaybert has no taste in style.
jaybert by Crazy crazy crazyyyyyyyy October 21, 2018

jabberthehood 

JabberTheHood is a not cool word. Its defined as VJ Khaled.
Hey jabberTheHood.
JabberTheHood: Hey im not cool man.
Oh thats sad for you man
JabberTheHood: Yes now i eat raw chicken man
Oh no man
JabberTheHood: Oh boi
jabberthehood by Ichbincool January 28, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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