The Choog

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A highly sought after Australian Male. The Choog, is known for rooting, drinking and conquering. Every man wants to be The Choog.

Last night at the pub, The Choog strolled in with a schooner in one hand, a grin that promised chaos, and by sunrise he’d conquered three kegs, four women, and the local strip joint - every bloke watching knew, deep down, they’d sell their left nut to live just one night as The Choog.

The Choog by SelfRighteousSally August 23, 2025

Words you can keep

The Chog

A Chog is when the physical state of a woman's pussy, or front bum (amoung other glorious names for the anatomy) is very prickly to touch. The once shaven pubic hairs have regrown in such a manner that they best resemble a cactus, a thorn bush or the prickles of a hedgehog. The word itself is derrived from the word hedgehog (hense chog) and is a great slang word to use amoung friends.

A girl in my school has a chog! My best friend Jo sims told me this and showed me where her prickles got him! So from that moment onward the female in question was known as The Chog!

The Chog by Comedy Howden November 23, 2005

Related Words

The Choog • The Chog • The Chong • The Chong Dong • chog the bog • chong the baz • chong the ched • Chong The Load • Christian the Ching Chong • the

The Chong Dong

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass

Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes

The Chong Dong by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

The Chong

When you are about to orgasm and you shout/sing "Secret Tunnel" In the spirit of Chong from Avatar and orgasm in a different orifice. The weirder the orifice the more fun had!

"We were having a good time last night and then he did The Chong in my ear."

The Chong by pNeumatic December 17, 2020

Christian the Ching Chong

The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.

Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.

Christian the Ching Chong by TheSecretSmartKid March 12, 2023

Chong The Load

This means you that you open and swallow the load of cum during oral sex.

From a joke: ....please caress my balls, if you don't you chong the load.

Chong The Load by Journey Fan September 16, 2004

chong the ched

when you smoke weed.

"Ay did you see him chong the ched!?

chong the ched by chedchonger August 17, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026