The Choog 

A highly sought after Australian Male. The Choog, is known for rooting, drinking and conquering. Every man wants to be The Choog.

Last night at the pub, The Choog strolled in with a schooner in one hand, a grin that promised chaos, and by sunrise he’d conquered three kegs, four women, and the local strip joint - every bloke watching knew, deep down, they’d sell their left nut to live just one night as The Choog.

The Choog by SelfRighteousSally August 23, 2025

The Chog 

A Chog is when the physical state of a woman's pussy, or front bum (amoung other glorious names for the anatomy) is very prickly to touch. The once shaven pubic hairs have regrown in such a manner that they best resemble a cactus, a thorn bush or the prickles of a hedgehog. The word itself is derrived from the word hedgehog (hense chog) and is a great slang word to use amoung friends.

A girl in my school has a chog! My best friend Jo sims told me this and showed me where her prickles got him! So from that moment onward the female in question was known as The Chog!

The Chog by Comedy Howden November 23, 2005

The Chong Dong 

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass

Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes

The Chong Dong by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

The Chong 

When you are about to orgasm and you shout/sing "Secret Tunnel" In the spirit of Chong from Avatar and orgasm in a different orifice. The weirder the orifice the more fun had!

"We were having a good time last night and then he did The Chong in my ear."

The Chong by pNeumatic December 17, 2020

Christian the Ching Chong 

The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.

Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.

Christian the Ching Chong by TheSecretSmartKid March 12, 2023

Chong The Load 

This means you that you open and swallow the load of cum during oral sex.

From a joke: ....please caress my balls, if you don't you chong the load.

Chong The Load by Journey Fan September 16, 2004

chong the ched

when you smoke weed.

"Ay did you see him chong the ched!?

chong the ched by chedchonger August 17, 2017