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Definitions by KKK77777

The Colonel Sanders 

Sexual ritual where the male deepfries his penis until crisp. Then the female gives him head, when he nuts she screams “it’s finger lickin good
John- hey bitch you down for a colonel sanders?
Britney- I’m SO down
*does the colonel sanders*
John- *nuts*
Britney- ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD
The Colonel Sanders by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

The Chong Dong 

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass
Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes
The Chong Dong by KKK77777 March 13, 2018