The Choog

A highly sought after Australian Male. The Choog, is known for rooting, drinking and conquering. Every man wants to be The Choog.

Last night at the pub, The Choog strolled in with a schooner in one hand, a grin that promised chaos, and by sunrise he’d conquered three kegs, four women, and the local strip joint - every bloke watching knew, deep down, they’d sell their left nut to live just one night as The Choog.