the change 

Cessation of menstruation; menopause. (First popularized on the 1970s sitcom 'All in the Family'.)

A. My wife is having hot flashes. I think she's going through "the change".
B. Shit dude, after your wife goes through "the change", you can jizz in her all you want.

the change by Jim-Bob McDuggan July 12, 2009

The Change Dynasty

The Change Dynasty is English-language nomenclature referring to the first decade of the new millennium (2000-2010) in China, which was the nation’s most rapid period of progress and development in 5,000 years of history.

The term is a homage to dynastic imperial eras, i.e. Qing Dynasty, but is not derived from the name of any ruling class, but rather from the dramatic modernization and hyper urbanization that occurred throughout China after the new millennium, reaching its zenith in 2008 before finally slowing down again.

The term "Change Dynasty" is a neologism directly attributable to, and first seen in print in, the book CHINA: Portrait of a People (Tom Carter, 2008), which features in part a series of contrasting photographs of ancient tenements juxtaposed against modern steel-and-glass skyscrapers.

China is currently undergoing one of the most rapid transitions in its long history - The Change Dynasty. Do we embrace advancement or weep for time immemorial?

The Change Dynasty by BBHK August 6, 2011

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

leave the change 

Leaving the dick bag at home before stuffing a broad like a christmas goose; filling shorties like boston cream pie doughnuts

Bro #1: How was it bro? Did you split the check?

Bro #2: Not only did we split the check, but I also got to go back to her crib and leave the change

leave the change by EstebanSXSW March 19, 2010

jingling the change 

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.

Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

jingling the change by Flopalopadingdong April 2, 2006

Down to the change

When dining out and you receive poor service throughout the experience. Each time saying to yourself or your dining mates, "There goes another dollar off of their tip." Until finally the service is so bad you say "He/She is down to the change."

Dotty forgot our drinks, brought the wrong entre, and took forever to bring the ketchup, at this point she is down to the change.

Down to the change by Smellman February 23, 2009

keeping the change 

Giving someone a hummer and swallowing the "deposit"

All the guys liked her because she was known for keeping the change.

keeping the change by punan May 28, 2004