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The Canadian 

When you shave your back, but you leave a little patch of hair, kind of like a tramp stamp.
I got a mangroomer, and I decided to leave The Canadian for the ladies, or maybe gentlemen.
The Canadian by Libraryguy March 31, 2021
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The Canadian 

I). Jackin' it with a hockey glove on. II). spaniking the dolphin whilest playing in a hockey game. must be playing defense.
Ahhh look, Jake's in the corner doing The Canadian again.

hockey masturbation Weiner sex

The Canadian Scramble 

“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”
We made The Canadian Scramble on the futon.

The Canadian Carry 

When you carry a cup of Tim Hortons coffee/tea/hot chocolate by putting your thumb on the rim of the cup and index and middle fingers on the bottom, because of the extreme heat of the beverage.
The Canadian Carry saved my hand from being scalded on the trip back to the office from Tim's.

How does your hand not feel like it's on fire while carrying a Tim Hortons coffee?
I always use The Canadian Carry.
The Canadian Carry by Vancini June 18, 2011

The Canadian Way 

To do something (The Canadian Way) it means to do something confidently calmly and right
Guy1 “Yo he had a nice shot
Guy2 “Yeah he did that The Canadian Way

The Canadian Sizzler 

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth
Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!

The Canadian Fish 

"The Canadian fish" which is when a person strips down naked and swims through the snow to get to their destination
"Did you see John? "
"Last I saw him he was doing The Canadian Fish to get to Marks house."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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