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The CL Empire 

The CL Empire is a super advanced civilization from the planet Nanothuama. They are the Nanon race and part of the Andromeda Alliance.
The CL Empire is the most technologically advanced alien civilization I have seen!!

CL for the BB in the CCHS PL 

A Camel Light in the Concord Carlisle High School Parking Lot
I going to step out and hace a CL for a BB in the CCHS PL.
Also see going stealth mode to aviod Top Heavy to rip one.

CL for the BB in the CCHS PL 

from way back: camel light for the butt break in the concord-carlisle high school parking lot. haha - you know it j-dubs

The clavicle compliment 

Yes always a good one to have up your sleeve. If you want to insult a womans tits to her face without her knowing, tell her she has a nice clavicle

They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work
Use the clavicle compliment when you really mean "those are some awful fucking empty tits"

under the clock 

Spending time in the Hennepin County jail in Minneapolis, MN. So named for the fact that the jail is located underneath the courthouse building which features a clock tower. The clock tower is also a well known Minneapolis landmark.
How much time did you spend under the clock?
under the clock by revrock May 31, 2011

ace in the club 

A phrase used to describe your best drinking buddy/wingman to a girl at a bar/club. As you introduce him to her as your ace in the club, you should always spill a bit of your drink on him. This shows her that while he may be an ace, you're still king.
You to hottie: "This is Tony, my ace in the club."
Tony to you: "Dude, you spilled some of your martini on me."
Hottie to you: "Let's go have sex!"
ace in the club by bigsoxy69 December 8, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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