A Mythical Creature found in certain parts of the UK, The Bumpus in incredibly intelligent being with superior knowledge of all things.
The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.
Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"
The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.
Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"
John: Dont know what to do today?
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!
by voldemort90292 May 9, 2011
Get the The Bumpusmug. Bumpis- /'bəmpəs/
1. A raucous, boisterous person or thing (usually african-american.)
2 .A state of black culture defined by raucous and cultural euphemisms which no other race can comprehend
3. When black people while out.
Whether there just a hood ass n@#$a or t-sizzle celebrating after making a sack. noun, verb
1. A raucous, boisterous person or thing (usually african-american.)
2 .A state of black culture defined by raucous and cultural euphemisms which no other race can comprehend
3. When black people while out.
Whether there just a hood ass n@#$a or t-sizzle celebrating after making a sack. noun, verb
by Bumpus4life January 9, 2012
Get the Bumpusmug. 
Get the bumpumug. by Chichiue November 5, 2019
Get the bumpusmug. by blumpkin spice January 15, 2020
Get the Bumpusmug. by dudetheprude August 28, 2017
Get the Bumpusmug. A. A very smug individual that thinks they are better than everyone. Never smiles. If you are hungry you want a Bumpus around, very good at cooking.
B. Another name for male member or penis.
B. Another name for male member or penis.
Chad: Look at that guy over there standing there with his arms crossed that thinks he's sweet.
Tyler: What a douche, he looks like a total Bumpus.
"I was so horny last night and couldn't get any pussy to come over so I had to beat my own Bumpus."
Tyler: What a douche, he looks like a total Bumpus.
"I was so horny last night and couldn't get any pussy to come over so I had to beat my own Bumpus."
by Tyrone16 January 29, 2016
Get the Bumpusmug.