The Bumpus

A Mythical Creature found in certain parts of the UK, The Bumpus in incredibly intelligent being with superior knowledge of all things.

The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.

Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"

John: Dont know what to do today?
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!

by voldemort90292 May 9, 2011

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The Bumps

A disease commonly found in spotted humans. Transmitted through butt rubs and weinis jiggling. Symptoms may include over salivation, random need to shove things up your butthole and copying the behaviors and actions of animals and trees

HOLY SHIT THAT KID HAS THE BUMPS! DONT TOUCH HIS WEINER

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the bumps

1. non-medical term for the virus known as herpes simplex.
2. HSV1 or HSV2

1. She got the bumps.

by Gran Hota / M. Nice November 12, 2007

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what the bumps

It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.

Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?

What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.

by VaginaSniffer3000XL February 15, 2017

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