A Mythical Creature found in certain parts of the UK, The Bumpus in incredibly intelligent being with superior knowledge of all things.
The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.
Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"
The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.
Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"
John: Dont know what to do today?
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!
by voldemort90292 April 19, 2011
Bumpis- /'bəmpəs/
1. A raucous, boisterous person or thing (usually african-american.)
2 .A state of black culture defined by raucous and cultural euphemisms which no other race can comprehend
3. When black people while out.
Whether there just a hood ass n@#$a or t-sizzle celebrating after making a sack. noun, verb
1. A raucous, boisterous person or thing (usually african-american.)
2 .A state of black culture defined by raucous and cultural euphemisms which no other race can comprehend
3. When black people while out.
Whether there just a hood ass n@#$a or t-sizzle celebrating after making a sack. noun, verb
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by dudetheprude August 28, 2017
A. A very smug individual that thinks they are better than everyone. Never smiles. If you are hungry you want a Bumpus around, very good at cooking.
B. Another name for male member or penis.
B. Another name for male member or penis.
Chad: Look at that guy over there standing there with his arms crossed that thinks he's sweet.
Tyler: What a douche, he looks like a total Bumpus.
"I was so horny last night and couldn't get any pussy to come over so I had to beat my own Bumpus."
Tyler: What a douche, he looks like a total Bumpus.
"I was so horny last night and couldn't get any pussy to come over so I had to beat my own Bumpus."
by Tyrone16 November 22, 2015