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The Bumps 

A disease commonly found in spotted humans. Transmitted through butt rubs and weinis jiggling. Symptoms may include over salivation, random need to shove things up your butthole and copying the behaviors and actions of animals and trees
HOLY SHIT THAT KID HAS THE BUMPS! DONT TOUCH HIS WEINER
The Bumps by Dr. Gobbler August 8, 2016
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the bumps 

1. non-medical term for the virus known as herpes simplex.
2. HSV1 or HSV2
1. She got the bumps.
the bumps by Gran Hota / M. Nice November 12, 2007

what the bumps 

It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.
Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?

What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.
what the bumps by VaginaSniffer3000XL February 15, 2017

Bumps in the Alley 

Hemorrhoids, Genital Warts, Herpes, or Syphilis
My boyfriend cheated on me and now I have bumps in the alley.
Bumps in the Alley by Stemshul November 26, 2006

pumps in the bump

Comes from lyrics to he like that by fifth harmony. Refers to girls wearing heels and having a large butt. Is a reference to MC Hammers song pumps and the bump.
He like that pumps in the bump better than big boobs.
pumps in the bump by Clonecone August 24, 2017

rockin' the bump 

pregnant, particularly once one begins to show.
"Jamie Lynn Spears is rockin' the bump"
rockin' the bump by mr. chupa January 8, 2009

hump the bump

This funny little saying was created by my sweetie during my pregnancy. And it was to have sex laying over my tummy in about my 5th or 6th month..and being horny its more then a lot of fun..
.....Aww come on Jake..its been days...lets Hump the Bump...and I will make us waffles..how that for a deal??
hump the bump by DaynaS March 28, 2008
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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