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The Crab Under the Bridge 

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.
Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

The Bridge 

An eloquent dream symbol, its crossing an achievement that long felt impossible. "Last night, I dreamed I walked across the bridge", she told him, "all by myself, all the way to the other side of the river."
"I dreamed I walked across the bridge."
The Bridge by Monkey's Dad January 15, 2023

water under the bridge

If something belongs to the past and isn't important or troubling any more, it is water under the bridge.
-I can't believe I broke up with Jason, I miss him so much!
-Woman, it's been 2 months already, and he hasn't called you!
it's water under the bridge...
water under the bridge by diva1227 September 13, 2008

Too much water under the bridge 

A term used to describe when too much bad stuff has happened to ever make the situation right again.
We will never get back together after you cheated on me and stole from me. There's too much water under the bridge.

The Bridge Academy 

Hello this school is shit if you dont put your hand up then you stay back 1 for a hour you are also sitting on a shit chair that makes your ass hurt the food is dog shit with rats around the school The Head teacher looks like a NONCE And theres a lot of pedos roaming around . All the teachers breath kiks . Theres 1 good teacher <No Names> adding on the school has no Good outside area And even The teachers are set 8 and Every time they talk im Discombobulated

Breaking the Bridge 

When there's a cloud in the middle of a perfect rainbow, breaking its arch.
"Damn, that rainbow would be perfect, except there's a cloud breaking the bridge!"