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The birds are real 

When "the birds are real" it implies a person is high.

**Can be said as "The birds are real" or "Those birds are real"
Ex 1:
Person 1: look! that guy is smokin a huge joint!

Person 2: oh yeah, the birds are real!

Ex 2:
person 1: *sniffs* You smell that?

person 2: Yeah, those birds are real!

Feed The Birds 

Feed The Birds are a UK based anti prohibition activist group. They believe that by spreading hemp seeds in public places, any seeds that don't get eaten by the birds will grow into a plant capable of making a mockery of the unjust, hypocritical and absurd UK drug laws.
Feed The Birds hemp seed and they will love you forever.
Feed The Birds by Elski M February 12, 2015

The Birds and The Bees 

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

the birds work for the bourgeoisie 

All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie
All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie

strictly for the birds

Implies that something only appeals to those who are simple-minded or unintelligent;trivial,sophmoric, worthless.
That movie was horrible, strictly for the birds.
strictly for the birds by cmatko December 23, 2007

The birds are hungry 

A phrase commonly used to signify that one will not get any left over food. The meaning is that instead of giving leftover food to the person asking for it, you would rather scrape it outside for the birds to eat.
Guy 1: Hey can I have your leftovers?
Guy 2: The birds are hungry.
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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