The Big V 

A polite way to refer to a woman's vagina. Especially useful in exchanges when the word 'vagina' is too formal, but you're not comfortable saying 'snatch', 'hole', 'cunt' or suchlike to your companion.

Mum : How did your first date with Julia go?
Son : Yeah, I like her, we had a lotta fun.
Mum : Did she let you touch The Big V?
Son: Mum! She's a True Love Waits girl. But I just know she's gonna break her vows real soon...

The Big V by The Sage Of Suave February 6, 2014

Sporting The Big V 

To sport the big V is to still have one's virginity, to be a virgin

"Hey Chris, Did you know that Jess is still sporting the big V?!"

Sporting The Big V by samuwel April 26, 2006

Big V The Fantastic Spartan 

Big Vic The Spartan was a fantastic Spartan who fought alongside Jesus Montiel Christ aka Jesus Christ against the Athenian Army who was led by Big Vic's brother, Big Vic the Athen. Big Vic the Athen had allies such as Nicholas Gurr and Pedro The Persian who is later revealed to be Pedro Basim. Big Vic is friends with Captain A. Beard and is the long lost brother of Vin Diesel aka Dominic Toretto.

You're such a Big V The Fantastic Spartan, you can wipe out an entire army

Big V The Fantastic Spartan by Captain Angel Beard January 4, 2022

The big VC 

A truly immense civil servant who treats her workers like school children. Sexually-frustrated and probably a virgin.

The big VC is such a nasty cow because she never gets any cock.

The big VC by Gruzzo July 17, 2006

The Big Three Versus The Final Three (animemusicvideos) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Big Three Versus The Final Three (animemusicvideos)

The Big Three Versus The Final Three (animemusicvideos) by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025

THE VERY BIG STUPID

THE VERY BIG STUPID is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D Department.

THE VERY BIG STUPID was first discussed in Frank Zappa's autobiography. It breeds quickly and has spread wherever knee-jerk political extremists and religious fundamentalists are found. It also feeds on pop culture.

(It also feeds on modern pop culture).

Step away from the television, or THE VERY BIG STUPID will get you!

America has already been eaten by THE VERY BIG STUPID. We're living in THE VERY BIG DUMP IT TOOK AFTERWARDS.

THE VERY BIG STUPID by BBQ Platypus November 3, 2006

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED 

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025