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The Bates 

having a girl sit on your lap shitting between your legs while having sex with you while you are shitting as well.
"dude, the bates i had last night was the worse of my life. long story short, big mess."
The Bates by swervin November 2, 2009
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Blake Bates The Big Chi Hoto 

This dude exceeds all levels of gay.
Blake Bates the Big Chi Hoto? That’s Pretty Gay

the bases 

1st base: making out (tongue, grinding, etc.)
2nd base: touching (boobs, fingering, handjob, etc.)
3rd base: oral (eating out, blowjob
home run: sex
Chad: I spent the night with Jenna on Friday
Josh: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Chad: I only got to 2nd base
Josh: Sorry bro
Chad: How did things go with Harper this weekend?
Josh: We got to a home run
Chad: Lucky! I really gotta cover more of the bases
the bases by boominati.way July 14, 2018

Getting the Baltes 

The act of totally getting screwed over at work in the midst of a hectic day.
Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"

The Bases (reinvented)

1st Base- Kissing, even peck (yes you went to first base with gam gam)
2nd Base- Boobs stuff
3rd Base- Below the belt action
4th Base- The grand Slam
69th Base- ;)
Have you Heard of the Bases (reinvented)?

The Bases 

First: Making out
Second: Feeling up
Short Stop: hand jobs
THird: oral
Home: Sex
Shay: WE got to third base last night!

Jan: You got oral??

Shay: well... no... but he touched me....
Jan: that's more of a short stop area dork. Learn The bases
The Bases by 4realz4 December 1, 2010

the bases 

first base: making out
second base: boob touch
third base: oral sex
home run: puss pounding
Scotty: dude, i got to second base last night
BLake: Really? wuts the bases?
Scotty: i dont know...wut is anal sex?
Sean: i think special butt love is a foul ball
the bases by scon jaguar December 10, 2008
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