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Blake Bates The Big Chi Hoto
Blake Bates The Big Chi Hoto by Takashi Is Your Dad January 20, 2019
the bases
1st base: making out (tongue, grinding, etc.)
2nd base: touching (boobs, fingering, handjob, etc.)
3rd base: oral (eating out, blowjob
home run: sex
2nd base: touching (boobs, fingering, handjob, etc.)
3rd base: oral (eating out, blowjob
home run: sex
Chad: I spent the night with Jenna on Friday
Josh: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Chad: I only got to 2nd base
Josh: Sorry bro
Chad: How did things go with Harper this weekend?
Josh: We got to a home run
Chad: Lucky! I really gotta cover more of the bases
Josh: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Chad: I only got to 2nd base
Josh: Sorry bro
Chad: How did things go with Harper this weekend?
Josh: We got to a home run
Chad: Lucky! I really gotta cover more of the bases
the bases by boominati.way July 14, 2018
Getting the Baltes
Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"
Getting the Baltes by Polish Assassin June 22, 2011
The Bases (reinvented)
1st Base- Kissing, even peck (yes you went to first base with gam gam)
2nd Base- Boobs stuff
3rd Base- Below the belt action
4th Base- The grand Slam
69th Base- ;)
2nd Base- Boobs stuff
3rd Base- Below the belt action
4th Base- The grand Slam
69th Base- ;)
The Bases (reinvented) by SUNNARD July 5, 2016
the bases
Scotty: dude, i got to second base last night
BLake: Really? wuts the bases?
Scotty: i dont know...wut is anal sex?
Sean: i think special butt love is a foul ball
BLake: Really? wuts the bases?
Scotty: i dont know...wut is anal sex?
Sean: i think special butt love is a foul ball
the bases by scon jaguar December 10, 2008
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