The Barts 

a group of teenagers that loiter and cause disturbance to the public that communicate by calling each other Bart. they are hostile to the Ewwbanks.

Oh look its the Barts messing with ayotistic people again.

The Barts by iambart February 12, 2020

Homer Let The Barts Out

He opened up the door

"Homer let the Barts out. He opened up the door.

Homer Let The Barts Out by makmal July 12, 2026

having the bants 

Engaging in the age old English tradition of bantering.

1. Fast paced witty exchanges, with tremendous japes had by all

2. General good times with clean fun and joviality

We were all down the pub, having the bants when Pete came over and bought us another round. Great bants!

having the bants by Bantersaurus Rex1 December 13, 2010

The Barns and Noble

Process to obtain revenge on someone who has damaged your life in a major way. First visit barns and noble's magazine section remove as many of the loose subscription cards as you can carry. Fill in the targets name address ect..rubber stamp is best. Check the boxes for 2 year subscription and bill me. Drop them in the post office drive up drop box. Do this for 100 cards once a week until you feel better. For extra credit look for depends adult diaper ads they have free samples coupons send as many of these as possible. Good luck

That bitch filled a false police report , so i gave her. The Barns and Noble.

The Barns and Noble by MaXPuFZ August 20, 2016

The Bards Law 

A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!

DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*

The Bards Law by DShipReck November 8, 2021

bumping high off the barns 

Riding around high in Amish country with the system bumping.

We're just out here bumping high off the barns.

bumping high off the barns by bigfnjess April 23, 2014

Baris the Turkish monkey 

Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!

Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?

Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!

Baris the Turkish monkey by Baris is bitch January 18, 2023