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The Balls's 

Noun: A couple who are so right they are like two balls in a sac.
Oh look at Art and Julia, they are so right for each other, they are The Balls's
The Balls's by Mrs. Balls March 11, 2004
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That's the balls! 

What you say, when something is bad or uncool
"That dude put peanut butter on his sausage sandwich"
"Oh man, that's the balls!"
That's the balls! by J3rkins April 21, 2021

It's only gay if the balls touch 

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow
Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls. 

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.
Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

The cat's balls 

Thank you for taking out the trash honey, you are the cat's balls!
The cat's balls by greselda1234 October 13, 2010

That's the Mayor's Balls! 

This expression emerged from the mid 18th-century revival of government cosplay. During this time, the plague was running rampant and people's only solace was to dress up as various political figures, which eventually involved into an intense escapist community complete with conventions, reenactments, and an international shortage of Calvin Coolidge figurines. The expression has experienced a revival due to Gen Z's renewed interest in politics due to a popular sound on TikTok from the viral SNL skit of Trump singing "Boy's a Liar Pt. 2" by popular female rapper Ice Spice. " This is expression is positive, uplifting, and meant to imbue the community with a sense of political passion and pure, unadulterated Americanism. Go forth, youths.
Your stimulus check came in? That's the mayor's balls!!

You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!

Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.

Where’s the dragon balls ? 

A question asked to a fucking worthless piece of shit. This question is asked between 50 - 100 times in a day to remind a twat that his life sucks. It’s often asked to employees at Pepe's Piri Piri.
Employee at Pepe’s : (exhales)
Ashman : BOMBACLAT !!!!! , (clears his throat and spits at his face) Where’s the dragon balls ?

Employee at Pepe’s : (Starts to play Russian roulette by himself)
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