The Balloon
When you are eating a chick out and you blow air into her pussy and then press on her stomach to have the air come rushing back out at you.
The Balloon by Farbelow November 30, 2006
Words you can keep
The Balloon Animal
Slang for a type of sexual act involving the unconventional use of prophylactics, performed post-coitus.
Following ejaculation into a condom, the male removes it from his penis and hands it to his partner. His partner then proceeds to inflate the condom, like a latex balloon, and tie off the end. "The Balloon Animal" occurs when the male pops the balloon in close proximity to the face of his partner. The rapid release of pressure caused by popping the condom causes the ejaculate within to be deposited, at least partially, on the face of his partner.
Also known as "Giving The Balloon", the "Friendly Giraffe", and the "Steinberg Experiment".
Following ejaculation into a condom, the male removes it from his penis and hands it to his partner. His partner then proceeds to inflate the condom, like a latex balloon, and tie off the end. "The Balloon Animal" occurs when the male pops the balloon in close proximity to the face of his partner. The rapid release of pressure caused by popping the condom causes the ejaculate within to be deposited, at least partially, on the face of his partner.
Also known as "Giving The Balloon", the "Friendly Giraffe", and the "Steinberg Experiment".
In conversation:
"Yo man, heard you closed some ass last night...did you give her The Balloon Animal?"
"Yo man, heard you closed some ass last night...did you give her The Balloon Animal?"
The Balloon Animal by T-3000 November 9, 2006
the balloon method
the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
the balloon method by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011
the balloon trick
When someone blows as hard as they can into ones asshole and make their large intestine inflate like a balloon🎈
the balloon trick by Jahnique Guthrie June 2, 2017
The Balloon Nazis
The balloon Nazis are a collective group of asians, cauc-asians and people that look asian..who are obsessed with scissoring, balloon knots and all other sexual terms. We are also the authors of the definition of krispie tits. Our members include: JaydLovely, E is for Epic, J rock, P sizzle, Double D. For more info see www.jaydlovelylive.com
The Balloon Nazis by The balloon nazis September 19, 2009
Slamming The Balloon
Slamming The Balloon by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018
When the balloon goes up
The time during the doning of the condom.
Signifying that things were getting serious and action could occur soon.
Popularized use of observation balloons during the first World War. The sight of such a large balloon going up nearly always resulted in a barrage of juice/shells following soon after.
The expression was re-inforced during WW2 when the hoisting of barrage balloons was part of the preparations for an air-raid notifying the gunners it is safe to to open fire.
Signifying that things were getting serious and action could occur soon.
Popularized use of observation balloons during the first World War. The sight of such a large balloon going up nearly always resulted in a barrage of juice/shells following soon after.
The expression was re-inforced during WW2 when the hoisting of barrage balloons was part of the preparations for an air-raid notifying the gunners it is safe to to open fire.
Chuck always gets excited when the balloon goes up.
I heard the ballon was going up over at your place the other day. Yeah, I heard that Xi put the balloon up quickly and Biden wasn't quite ready to take it.
President Biden when Xi's balloon went up:
"We’re Going to Take Care of It"
I heard the ballon was going up over at your place the other day. Yeah, I heard that Xi put the balloon up quickly and Biden wasn't quite ready to take it.
President Biden when Xi's balloon went up:
"We’re Going to Take Care of It"
When the balloon goes up by That one dude..!@gh February 5, 2023
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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