The Éclair

When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'

Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"

The Éclair by RizzleKnowsHisStuff December 26, 2009

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The Eclair

when a random stranger pulls down his pants, jacks himself off til he is about to cum, then comes at you, jumps and smacks you in the face with his dick, and he ejaculates at the moment of contact

I hope you get hit with The Eclair. -SRW

The Eclair by curlyolivia January 28, 2026

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Glazing the eclair

Masturbating while you poop and then cumming on your turd

Sorry I was late guys, I was busy glazing the eclair.

Glazing the eclair by ElevenToesJohn May 23, 2025

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The Double Chocolate Eclair

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.

person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.

The Double Chocolate Eclair by illshankyou December 16, 2011

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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