The Éclair

When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'

Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"

The Éclair by RizzleKnowsHisStuff December 26, 2009

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The Eclair

when a random stranger pulls down his pants, jacks himself off til he is about to cum, then comes at you, jumps and smacks you in the face with his dick, and he ejaculates at the moment of contact

I hope you get hit with The Eclair. -SRW

The Eclair by curlyolivia January 28, 2026

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Glazing the eclair

Masturbating while you poop and then cumming on your turd

Sorry I was late guys, I was busy glazing the eclair.

Glazing the eclair by ElevenToesJohn May 23, 2025

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The Double Chocolate Eclair

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.

person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.

The Double Chocolate Eclair by illshankyou December 16, 2011

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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