The Éclair

When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'

Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"

by RizzleKnowsHisStuff December 26, 2009

éclair

An attractive, adorable, young gay woman. The stereotypical éclair is 18-25, slender with curves, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. An éclair is the girl equivalent to the twink.

I'd like you to meet my éclair...I mean, my girlfriend.

by Phrisky October 12, 2008

Chocolate Éclair

After fucking ass, pull out with shit on dick. Bust nut on on lips. Press lips together and smear shit on outline of lips like Puerto Rican lip liner.

HOLY SHIT!!! No, you did not give that tranny bowling alley bartender the Chocolate Éclair.

by rev. peter lemonjello April 25, 2008

4Chan Éclair

when you shit in someone's pillowcase and play it like an accordian

"would ever shut up, would you? I'mma shit in your pillowcase, play it like a fucking accordian and call it a 4Chan Éclair"

by TheIntoxicatedVixen June 26, 2025

Eau Claire éclair

A delectable treat of the ass.

I came in her ass and it was a Eau Claire éclair

by Officer Matt O'Brien November 03, 2023

English éclair

When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair

"John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-"

by Dawn7274 January 13, 2025

Éclair

During intercourse when a man is about to ejaculate and he or his partner pinch shut the end of his urethra, resulting in the male version of a creampie.

I thought I found my dream girl until she fucking éclaired me

by StuffyCrust March 03, 2019