Definitions by ElevenToesJohn

Glazing the eclair 

Masturbating while you poop and then cumming on your turd

Sorry I was late guys, I was busy glazing the eclair.

Glazing the eclair by ElevenToesJohn May 23, 2025

Two Knuckle Shuffle 

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.

John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle

Two Knuckle Shuffle by ElevenToesJohn April 5, 2023

Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.

Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.

Mud Smurf by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020