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Means, I ain't gettin none. Girlfriend gives me that look...difficult and deadly. Worse than Steve Irwin getting stung.
Man, I text-messaged that chick from New Zealand, Stacey, we're both members of International High IQ Society... friends...we're reviewing daily BS, plus I'm 6,000 miles away in SoCal, and my girl gave me THAT FACE after she picked up my Blackberry and scanned my messages...which meant NO PUSSY.
THAT FACE by s6 October 11, 2006
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A word to define the smiley face charecter based on yahoo with the straight blank face. Meant to be used when the actual face in unavailable. Also can basically mean SPEECHLESS. Originates from a group of black women from Virgina (the DC Metro area) who were familiar with the face but did not have access to the face itself for posting on a message board they use to pass time during work hours, conveniently the message board is titled "that face"
*after looking at a picture of a 500lb woman in a thong*

the response would be:

"WOW! *that face*"
that face by VA_Kim August 25, 2008
The face you make when you are trying to be corky and awkward
Friend: “ Want to take a picture?”
You: sure

Weird moment of silence: ...
You and that face: ✌🏼😗✌🏼😗
The face you make when you are trying to be corky and awkward
Friend: “hey, wanna take a picture”

You: “sure”
Awkward moment of silence: ...

That face: ✌🏼😗✌🏼😗

Paint that face up 

To ejaculate on another person's face.
"Girl, you lookin' good tonight, couple more drinks and I'm gonna paint that face up."
Paint that face up by BigLue February 11, 2010

Touch That Face 

To "slap/hit" someone after they have said something stupid, or dumb.
Someone met you yesterday, and then asked to borrow $40.00 today. Tell them "Hell, no, and get out of here before i "touch that face"
Touch That Face by Jaye Rock September 13, 2009

Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that

Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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