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Thanks to you! 

Your in trouble, but it was your friend who caused it. Well, now you can use the phrase, "Thanks To You!".
Look at the conversation below.
(You and your friend got in trouble)
You : Why did you do that?!
Friend : It was just a prank!
You : Well, thanks to you! We're now in detention!
Friend : Well, SORRY!

You guys pranked Mrs. Robinson by putting salt in her water bottle, she was angry, so she sent you both to detention. That was the conversation you guys had while in detention. You're probaly still angry at your friend but it's alright now.
(You can use it in situations like this)
Thanks to you! by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020
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