Thanks Gary!

When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.

Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".

Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.

I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...

Thanks Gary! by Lefty5string November 23, 2023

Thanks Gary!

Abbreviated as ABTG - Always Be Thanking Gary.
Always thank Gary for his involvement in anything regardless if he was involved or not. His mere supreme existence is a good enough reason to thank him or anyone else that did the work by saying Thanks Gary.
This can be directed at Gary legitimately or towards anyone completing a task that is thank worthy.

Person A and Person B completes a task
Person A updates the team on the completion of the task. The whole team would thank them by saying "Thanks Gary!"

Thanks Gary! by Ssyba February 19, 2026