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Thankguetti 

Eating spaghetti for Thanksgiving because most Americans cannot afford the regular Thanksgiving items due to inflation, unscrupulous and unregulated rent increases, shrinkfation and blatant price gauging. Other variations: "Thankaroni and cheese", "Thankramen", "Thankwich".
Our rent is so high, that we cannot afford a decent meal, so this year we'll have a Thankguetti.

The kids want a Thankaroni and cheese this year.

So what are you preparing for this Thursday? Oh, my rent takes up 70% of my paycheck,so this year I'm having a Thankwich.
Thankguetti by deadlyneedle November 24, 2024
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Thanksgetting 

What people celebrate when they have forgotten the real meaning of thanksgiving.
The McCains just sat down for Thanksgetting dinner.
Thanksgetting by ibweag December 2, 2010
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Thanksgetting 

The holiday in which people abandon their closest friends and family for the thrill of saving $100 on a slightly larger television set on which to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Mom, sweetheart: hurry up and finish your turkey. It's half an hour until noon and I need to start my Thanksgetting day shopping.
Thanksgetting by Wally Martin December 6, 2013
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