Thankguetti 

Eating spaghetti for Thanksgiving because most Americans cannot afford the regular Thanksgiving items due to inflation, unscrupulous and unregulated rent increases, shrinkfation and blatant price gauging. Other variations: "Thankaroni and cheese", "Thankramen", "Thankwich".

Our rent is so high, that we cannot afford a decent meal, so this year we'll have a Thankguetti.

The kids want a Thankaroni and cheese this year.

So what are you preparing for this Thursday? Oh, my rent takes up 70% of my paycheck,so this year I'm having a Thankwich.

Thankguetti by deadlyneedle November 24, 2024

Thanksgetting 

What people celebrate when they have forgotten the real meaning of thanksgiving.

The McCains just sat down for Thanksgetting dinner.

Thanksgetting by ibweag December 2, 2010

Thanksgetting 

The holiday in which people abandon their closest friends and family for the thrill of saving $100 on a slightly larger television set on which to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Mom, sweetheart: hurry up and finish your turkey. It's half an hour until noon and I need to start my Thanksgetting day shopping.

Thanksgetting by Wally Martin December 6, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004