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Thanksgetting

What people celebrate when they have forgotten the real meaning of thanksgiving.
The McCains just sat down for Thanksgetting dinner.
by ibweag December 2, 2010
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Thanksgetting

The holiday in which people abandon their closest friends and family for the thrill of saving $100 on a slightly larger television set on which to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Mom, sweetheart: hurry up and finish your turkey. It's half an hour until noon and I need to start my Thanksgetting day shopping.
by Wally Martin December 6, 2013
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Thingsgetting Day

The day after Thanksgiving Day, when shoppers flood retail shops for supposed holiday deals. Also known as "Black Friday" and sometimes celebrated as "Buy Nothing Day."
"I was so full of tofurkey, I didn't think I was going to be able to get up early to wait in line at the big box stores on Thingsgetting Day."
by Ben Timberlake April 15, 2007
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Thankshitting

Noun- The single or series of massive shits as a result of eating too much during Thanksgiving dinner.

Verb- The act of taking a massive shit as a result of eating too much on Thanksgiving
Noun- Dude, I just took the biggest Thankshitting ever!

Verb- Just a sec, I'm in the bathroom Thankshitting.
by Ukuleleist November 26, 2011
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