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thank fuck 

Excellent news. Often used sarcastically.
Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that.
thank fuck by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Thank fuck 

Thank fuck is a shortened version of thank fucking god
Thank fuck the test isn’t tomorrow
Thank fuck by Thank fuck 🤣 November 17, 2019

thank-fuck 

When you fuck someone to thank them for sth that they did for you.
I thank-fucked Cody last night, he has been so nice to me these past few weeks.
thank-fuck by MRHELPFUL March 2, 2021

thank you fuck you bye 

the signature catch phrase of pro wrestling manager and commentator Jim Cornette

as in Vince Russo is a shitstain Thank You Fuck You Bye
Vince Russo is a shitstain Thank You Fuck You Bye

thank you fuck you bye 

something said by Jim Cornette to a person he hates

Fuck thank you 

Means to have sex with someone not in a relationship and both say thank you after
Sally and I had “fuck thank you” last weekend, and we’re probably gonna do it again when she needs some D
Fuck thank you by Dr.met April 10, 2019

fuck you/thank you 

When another being gives you a passive aggressive compliment and you are unsure of their true feelings behind it. As in, is this a compliment or an insult??🤔
Being#1: I just wanted to thank you for coming to visit me. It feels really good to know that I can trust you with my most private information and that you would never induce shame or humiliate me.

Being#2: ummm.... Is this a fuck you/thank you?? (Internal dialogue: Are you trying to imply that I did use your personal information against you to induce shame and humiliate you??🤔)

Being#1: Why would you say that??

Being#2 physical response:🤷🏽

Being#2 Internal dialogue response: because I have a guilty conscious😔
fuck you/thank you by Iam MvP November 27, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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