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think-fuck 

The act of overanalyzing a decision to the point where all options are overly complicated and useless. All hope of a positive outcome should be abandoned. thought-fucked
We decided to go with the 2-span bridge design last week but you knuckleheads showed up here on a Saturday to think-fuck this design into the oblivion?!?!
think-fuck by Boxer817 January 2, 2019
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I Think The Fuck Not 

A more expressive way of disagreeing.
Sam: "I still love you. Can we get back together - "
Delilah: "I think the fuck not."

I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch 

You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby
“I’m gonna go fuck your man
“I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch”

I Think The Fuck Not 

It's when someone says that you do something or that you said something or that their gonna do something to you that you don't like or is going to get you hurt.
Other person: She totally likes Brad !
You:um... I think the fuck not !
I Think The Fuck Not by Skyeee01 February 20, 2017

I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.
Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”

thank fuck 

Excellent news. Often used sarcastically.
Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that.
thank fuck by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Thank fuck 

Thank fuck is a shortened version of thank fucking god
Thank fuck the test isn’t tomorrow
Thank fuck by Thank fuck 🤣 November 17, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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