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A hyperactive organ of evil. The part of the brain responsible for massive amounts of masturbatory content. Also responsible for bad cartoon humor.
Dude, my thalamo was acting up this weekend and I shot five spidermans... in the bathroom by myself!
Thalamo by Bojax March 31, 2005
Words you can keep
The biggest assholes in elder scrolls this group is known for being the masters of the empire these imperial milk drinkers agreed to side with the thalmor oh and they also agreed to outlaw Talos not to mention the thalmor also kill random people at night so we must bring an end to these pointy ear bastards and their imperial milk drinking puppets
The thalmor suck cock
thalmor by Sunken April 12, 2017
(Talamos Kevinius) The first documented sub-species of Homo Erectus that can fully communicate with regular humans. Apart from the disposition to exhibit Tourette Syndrome-like characterizations, an average talamo will be complacent unless provoked. If you are walking in the woods, do not bring any Comcast electricians or Chinese people with you, as this greatly angers the talamo. The average talamo doesn't eat much, but all of your Jack Daniels stock should be securely fastened to a tree branch at least 12 feet above the ground. If you are confronted with an enraged talamo or a mother talamo with cubs, there are many methods you may employ to escape with little to no harm. Some Jack Daniels thrown in the opposite direction could give you ample time to run away. Simple magic tricks, loud fireworks, discussing Verizon FIOS, or asking embarrassing, misleading questions could leave the talamo in a state of stupor for long enough to get away.
"I ran into a talamo the other week in the woods. He was wearing a brown Chap's Demin sweatshirt."
Talamo by Talamo's Fan February 6, 2008

Thalason 

Someone that Credits MSD for the creation of Universe. Loves everything that is Yellow. Feels orgasmic for last ball sixes. Someone that believes Dhoni> Bolt in sprinting, stumping speed > speed of light. Love to see India lose so that they can bring up " Once upon a time there was a guy who used to change matches behind the stumps"
Oh you argues without logic, You're a true Thalason.
Thalason by Hitman264 November 24, 2021

thalamuspuss 

A thalamuspuss is a gratitude so great and heartfelt that it literally breaks your brain.
I got the nicest thalamuspuss from Gary after shitting in his office chair
thalamuspuss by Thalamuspuss October 14, 2021

thalamuspuss 

A thalamuspuss is a gratitude so great and heartfelt that it literally breaks your brain.
I got the nicest thalamuspuss from Gary after shitting in his office chair
thalamuspuss by Thalamuspuss October 14, 2021

Thalamule 

Thal/a/mule

(Noun) Thalamule is a way to describe or call a friend who gives everything they can to their friends to a point of exhaustion.

A Thalamule will not know when to quit giving to people or who they should be giving too.

(Adjective) used to describe or call a person who does an excessive or draining amount of giving.

A person who demonstrates unmotivated generosity at the expense of themselves.
John is being Thalamule he has to eat or he will starve, Johns neighbor will also starve soon as well. John decided to give the food to his neighbor.
Thalamule by Eotactus July 9, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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