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The biggest assholes in elder scrolls this group is known for being the masters of the empire these imperial milk drinkers agreed to side with the thalmor oh and they also agreed to outlaw Talos not to mention the thalmor also kill random people at night so we must bring an end to these pointy ear bastards and their imperial milk drinking puppets
The thalmor suck cock
thalmor by Sunken April 12, 2017
(Talamos Kevinius) The first documented sub-species of Homo Erectus that can fully communicate with regular humans. Apart from the disposition to exhibit Tourette Syndrome-like characterizations, an average talamo will be complacent unless provoked. If you are walking in the woods, do not bring any Comcast electricians or Chinese people with you, as this greatly angers the talamo. The average talamo doesn't eat much, but all of your Jack Daniels stock should be securely fastened to a tree branch at least 12 feet above the ground. If you are confronted with an enraged talamo or a mother talamo with cubs, there are many methods you may employ to escape with little to no harm. Some Jack Daniels thrown in the opposite direction could give you ample time to run away. Simple magic tricks, loud fireworks, discussing Verizon FIOS, or asking embarrassing, misleading questions could leave the talamo in a state of stupor for long enough to get away.
"I ran into a talamo the other week in the woods. He was wearing a brown Chap's Demin sweatshirt."
Talamo by Talamo's Fan February 6, 2008

Thalason 

Someone that Credits MSD for the creation of Universe. Loves everything that is Yellow. Feels orgasmic for last ball sixes. Someone that believes Dhoni> Bolt in sprinting, stumping speed > speed of light. Love to see India lose so that they can bring up " Once upon a time there was a guy who used to change matches behind the stumps"
Oh you argues without logic, You're a true Thalason.
Thalason by Hitman264 November 24, 2021

thalamuspuss 

A thalamuspuss is a gratitude so great and heartfelt that it literally breaks your brain.
I got the nicest thalamuspuss from Gary after shitting in his office chair
thalamuspuss by Thalamuspuss October 14, 2021

thalamuspuss 

A thalamuspuss is a gratitude so great and heartfelt that it literally breaks your brain.
I got the nicest thalamuspuss from Gary after shitting in his office chair
thalamuspuss by Thalamuspuss October 14, 2021

Thalamule 

Thal/a/mule

(Noun) Thalamule is a way to describe or call a friend who gives everything they can to their friends to a point of exhaustion.

A Thalamule will not know when to quit giving to people or who they should be giving too.

(Adjective) used to describe or call a person who does an excessive or draining amount of giving.

A person who demonstrates unmotivated generosity at the expense of themselves.
John is being Thalamule he has to eat or he will starve, Johns neighbor will also starve soon as well. John decided to give the food to his neighbor.
Thalamule by Eotactus July 9, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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